If Jerry Jones hasn’t banned Jessica Simpson from Texas stadium he should. He should also include any other beautiful blonde with a singing career who is dating Tony Romo at the time. At first I thought people were crazy, but after a little research I found that SuperRomo does have weakness... BLONDES!!! You all remember Christmas 2006: Tony Romo is spotted with Carrie Underwood laughing and hugging before the game. You probably also remember the result, a 23-7 loss to the Eagles. Romo struggled 14-29 for 142 yard a TD and 2 Ints. That was his worst game in the NFL…until yesterday, again against the Eagles. In front 63,277 fans including Romo’s parents and Jessica Simpson, Romo was completely awful: 13-36 214 yards 0 Td’s 3 Ints. I mean he was Eli Manning awful. He didn’t have the magic to come back because Kryptonite was wearing a pink Romo jersey. So here is my Public Service Announcement to the Jones family; Keep the hot blondes around for the National Anthem and then kick them to the curb.
If you haven't figured it out by now we are joking. We're not joking about Romo sucking on days the blondes are there but that people blame his performances on that. Also, while most people are in an tizzy about this they fail to realize that she was also at the Thanksgiving game that Romo and the Cowboys dominated.