Kirby Freeman Looking to Transfer Merry X-Mas to Canes fans

It is being reported that Miami Hurricane QB Kirby Freeman is requesting a transfer to a college in Texas. As a Hurricane fan I’m hoping this is true and Kirby will take his 12 Tds, 16 Ints, and 44.67 % career completion percentage with him.

Jules and I have compiled a list of potential suitors for the services of Kirby Freeman.

Our Suggestions:

University of Phoenix
Our Lady of the Lake University-San Antonio.
Loredo Community College
DeVry
Connecticut School of Broadcasting
Barbazon school of modeling
Concorida University at Austin
University of Border Patrol
University of San Antonio at Mexico
Texas Woman's university

In the infamous words of the legendary band Steam

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye